{"id":235,"date":"2009-05-18T22:12:08","date_gmt":"2009-05-18T20:12:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/seaqwest.se\/blog\/?p=235"},"modified":"2009-05-18T22:20:01","modified_gmt":"2009-05-18T20:20:01","slug":"bordade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/seaqwest.se\/blog\/?p=235","title":{"rendered":"Bordade!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Inte ens en liten middagslur f\u00e5r man! Efter ett l\u00e5ngt vaktpass p\u00e5 v\u00e4g mot Estepona seglandes i en fin sl\u00f6r\/l\u00e4ns skulle undertecknad ta en liten break. Blir snart v\u00e4ckt av f\u00f6rtvivlad rorsman (f\u00f6rkl\u00e4dd kulturminister) som skriker att &#8220;Nu blir vi tagna av kustbevakningen bara f\u00f6r att jag t\u00f6mde toatanken!!!&#8221; Yrvaket tittar jag ut och visst,\u00a0d\u00e4r kommer kustbevakningen med en hel flock p\u00e5 d\u00e4ck som visar att de vill borda oss. Oj, oj, oj! Vad har vi nu gjort? Har engelsm\u00e4nnen tjallat om v\u00e5ra &#8220;singel malt&#8221; investeringar?<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/seaqwest.se\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/coastguard1.jpg\" title=\"coastguard1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"188\" src=\"http:\/\/seaqwest.se\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/coastguard1.jpg\" alt=\"coastguard1.jpg\" height=\"101\" style=\"width: 188px; height: 101px\" \/><\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/seaqwest.se\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/coastguard21.jpg\" title=\"coastguard21.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"230\" src=\"http:\/\/seaqwest.se\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/coastguard21.jpg\" alt=\"coastguard21.jpg\" height=\"100\" style=\"width: 230px; height: 100px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ombord kommer en mycket artig och trevlig tulltj\u00e4nsteman som struntar fullkomligt i Hel\u00e9nes toat\u00f6mmning och till kaptens stora gl\u00e4dje helt ignorerar att durken i f\u00f6rpiken \u00e4r t\u00e4ckt av l\u00e5dor med skottarnas \u00e4dla dryck. Rutinkontroll, puh!!! S\u00e5 nu har vi klarerat in i Spanien redan ute till havs.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sl\u00e4kttr\u00e4ff&#8230;<\/strong><br \/>\nAtt Hel\u00e9ne var ivrig att f\u00e5 tr\u00e4ffa sina kusiner uppe p\u00e5 The Rock visste jag men att de skulle bli s\u00e5 glada att f\u00e5 tr\u00e4ffa henne blev en \u00f6verraskning! Direkt efter att vi l\u00e4mnat linbanan gick hon i n\u00e4rkontakt med dessa fina men inte helt p\u00e5litliga djur.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/seaqwest.se\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/apskylt.jpg\" title=\"apskylt.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"179\" src=\"http:\/\/seaqwest.se\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/apskylt.jpg\" alt=\"apskylt.jpg\" height=\"216\" style=\"width: 179px; height: 216px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Som ansvarstagande och feg kapten p\u00e5pekade jag det ol\u00e4mpliga att sticka sin Ixus upp i ansiktet p\u00e5 varje apa vi passerade. Sj\u00e4lv hade jag monterat teleobjektiv f\u00f6r att kunna fota p\u00e5 betryggande avst\u00e5nd.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/seaqwest.se\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/heleneapa2.jpg\" title=\"heleneapa2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"172\" src=\"http:\/\/seaqwest.se\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/heleneapa2.jpg\" alt=\"heleneapa2.jpg\" height=\"103\" style=\"width: 172px; height: 103px\" \/><\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/seaqwest.se\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/heleneapa1.jpg\" title=\"heleneapa1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"151\" src=\"http:\/\/seaqwest.se\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/heleneapa1.jpg\" alt=\"heleneapa1.jpg\" height=\"105\" style=\"width: 151px; height: 105px\" \/><\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/seaqwest.se\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/kusintraff.jpg\" title=\"kusintraff.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"83\" src=\"http:\/\/seaqwest.se\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/kusintraff.jpg\" alt=\"kusintraff.jpg\" height=\"104\" style=\"width: 83px; height: 104px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Och s\u00e5 blev det s\u00e5 att en liten s\u00f6t unge fattade tycke och ville kramas lite men det blev lite f\u00f6r n\u00e4ra f\u00f6r v\u00e5r djur&amp;naturminister.<br \/>\nAllt gick v\u00e4l och Hel\u00e9ne fick beh\u00e5lla sin tr\u00f6ja.<\/p>\n<p>Bosse @ Costa del Sol<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/seaqwest.se\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/apa.jpg\" title=\"apa.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"339\" src=\"http:\/\/seaqwest.se\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/apa.jpg\" alt=\"apa.jpg\" height=\"219\" style=\"width: 339px; height: 219px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/seaqwest.se\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/apa2.jpg\" title=\"apa2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"340\" src=\"http:\/\/seaqwest.se\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/apa2.jpg\" alt=\"apa2.jpg\" height=\"233\" style=\"width: 340px; height: 233px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Inte ens en liten middagslur f\u00e5r man! Efter ett l\u00e5ngt vaktpass p\u00e5 v\u00e4g mot Estepona seglandes i en fin sl\u00f6r\/l\u00e4ns skulle undertecknad ta en liten break. Blir snart v\u00e4ckt av f\u00f6rtvivlad rorsman (f\u00f6rkl\u00e4dd kulturminister) som skriker att &#8220;Nu blir vi tagna av kustbevakningen bara f\u00f6r att jag t\u00f6mde toatanken!!!&#8221; Yrvaket tittar jag ut och visst,\u00a0d\u00e4r [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/seaqwest.se\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/235"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/seaqwest.se\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/seaqwest.se\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/seaqwest.se\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/seaqwest.se\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=235"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/seaqwest.se\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/235\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/seaqwest.se\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/seaqwest.se\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/seaqwest.se\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}